This was emailed to me, so I am not really sure of the true author to give them credit, but I completely agree:

The 2005 Revised Version of The Declaration of Independence “We The

People Of The United States” The following has been attributed to State

Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day…

” We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help

everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots,

keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the

blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our

great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby TRY ONE MORE TIME to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt

ridden, delusional, and other bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be

self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of

Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights as such:

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV, or any

other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them,

but no one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended.This country

is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone — not just

you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different

opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you

stick a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect

the tool manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently


ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing.

Americans are the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly

help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing

generation after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve

nothing more than the creation of another generation of professional

couch potatoes.

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be

nice, but from the looks of public housing, we’re just not interested in

public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.

If you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don’t be

surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair.

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If

you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens,

don’t be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a

place where you still won’t have the right to a big screen color TV or a

life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us sure want

you to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we

expect you to take advantage of the opportunities of education and

vocational training laid before you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American

means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by the way, is

a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over abundance of idiotic

laws created by those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.

ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don’t care where you

are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to wherever you

came from!


ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country’s history or

heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one true God. And

yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion, any faith, or

no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST

is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with

it, TOUGH!!!!

It’s about time common sense is allowed to flourish.

Sensible people of the United States speak out because if you do not, who will?

Vote – it’s as American as an American can be!

Well, I hope you agree as well, until next time



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