Post Turtle

You might be wondering what a post turtle is, so I will explain it with a short story.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gte while working cattle, he doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is a post turtle.” Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked what a post turtle was. The old rancher replied, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that is a post turtle.

The Rancher could tell that the doctor had no clue what he meant so he continued, “You know he didn’t get up there by him self, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there and you cant help but wonder what kind of domb ass put him up there.”

Well, I hope that helped you to understand a post turtle, I would help you to understand some other terms but my breakfast just got here so you are on your own.

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